Motorcycle Parts
[Verse 1]
Don't patronise me you stupid big ape
I've got more balls than your heavy metal tapes
I feel things twice as much as you do
I was your girlfriend until ten minutes ago
I've pulled the curtains down on that nasty little show
I spent a lot of money and a lot of time loving you
[Chorus]
And that karma you took from me
I want it back immediately
And those motorcycle parts
That I trip over in the dark
I'm gonna take them out the back
Smash them up on the tarmac
[Verse 2]
You'll be on your own at the cinema multiplex
I'll be at home watching some program about sex
I'd rather watch TV than be with you
[Chorus]
And that karma you took from me
I want it back immediately
And those motorcycle parts
That I trip over in the dark
I'm gonna take them out the back
Smash them up on the tarmac
[Verse 3]
Don't flatter yourself, son
You were never that much fun
And those dirty magazines
That you tried to hide from me
I'm gonna send them to your mum
Won't that be fun?
Won't that be fun?