Hat (Live At Mexborough School 1979)

I bought a ticket on the metro
My mind working all in retro
I took a briefcase, I took a book
Gotta know how it's gonna look

There's only one thing I see! Instead of the form of me, there's just a HAT!!

And in the tunnels deep underground
Other people try not to look around
What is happening? Where am I?
Beneath this hat and collar and tie?

There's only one thing I see! Instead of the form of me, there's just a HAT!!