Christine’s Clothes

Steven we know, he's alright
Steven ain't no transvestite
Christine meantime she tells me
Steve's a two-timing tranny

Now there's nowt that we can do
Since Steve became Danny La Rue
Paul O'Grady, he's a ladyboy

And only Christine knows
Where Steven goes
When Steve's in Christine's
Christine's clothes

Not content in Christine's bra
Guess where Christine's panties are?
Steven's shirty there's no doubt
Steven's dirty secret's out

Now there's nowt that we can do
Since Steve became Danny La Rue
Paul O'Grady, he's a ladyboy

And only Christine knows
Where Steven goes
When Steve's in Christine's
Christine's clothes

Christine knows
Where Steven goes
When Steve's in Christine's
Christine's clothes

Christine's clothes