Diddle-Bot

I was feeling kinda lonely so i went to the store
Picked you up for a couple of bucks and walked out the door
Well, diddle bot, he's not your average joe
He's got three different speeds-
Slow fast and go, go go GO GO!

You, i found you in longview
You're smooth metallic blue
You've got me in the mood
You love me through and through
You make me feel brand new
I hope i hope i do... ah-ah-achoo!

I didn't expect to find my tits against the wall
And your monotone drone didn't phase me at all
I was kinda dissappointed cause you promised me lunch
But all i got was a diddle-bot donkey punch!

You, i found you in longview
You're smooth metallic blue
You've got me in the mood
You love me through and through
You make me feel brand new
I hope i hope i do... ah-ah-achoo!

(robot voice: )
Baby, show me what you got-
Turn my knobs, fill up my slot