Captain Feathersword’s Raincoat Story

Ahoy there, me hearties! I'm Captain Feathersword, the friendly pirate!
Oh, do you like dancing, me-hearties?
Hoahoah, I love to dance in my pirate pants!
Oh, but one day, let me tell you
I was on my ship doing a dance, in my pirate pants
And just then, a big wave hit the ship!
Splash, hoahoah!
Oh, the ship was wet, and the old Captain Feathersword got drenched, soaked!
So, do you know what i did?
I just kept dancing, and dancing!
And that made my dry again, until, splash!
Hoohoohoo, oh another wave hit the ship and drenched me again!
So, do you know what i did?
I dried myself off, and started dancing again!
But this time, I wore a special raincoat
And the next time a wave hit the ship
I was kept all snug and dry!
Hoahoah, yes me hearties, indeed!
Hoohoohoohoo, oh i love dancing!
Hoahoahoah!