Like Janis

Oh, let me learn to drink like Janis
So I can hold it down
So I can party all night long
Oh, let me learn to turn up the volume
Just like Janis
So I can blast them all away

I’m always sick or sober
I’m just a boring little dyke
Where are you, Janis?
You don’t have to look for a drink in heaven
Come down, come down
Live through me

Well, if I could learn to drink like Janis
Then I could hold it down
Then I could party my short life long
Oh, if I could learn to turn up the volume
Just like Janis
Then I could blast them all away
Blast them all away

No longer sick or sober
No longer a boring little dyke
Where are you, Janis?
You don’t have to look for a drink in heaven
Come down, come down
And drink for me, and drink for me

We’re gonna blast them all away
We’re gonna blast them all away
We’re gonna blast them all away