I Abhor This Senseless Waste of Violence (Extract)
When the world is finally ended
And by divine decree
You have to pick your camp
Did you watch, or make TV?
And lining up on one side
Is the undifferentiated mass
And on the other, the celebrities
Been given their go-to-hell-quickly pass
Well, I'd hop out of the big line
And go to hell without a doubt
If that meant I got the chance
To punch John Williamson out