Mass Effect 3

Spaceships flew, but one's out of fuel.
Emergency land,
Let the giant little girl help you.
Brace yourself, giant little girl's got you.
The ladybug goes off to turn on the song.
Girl gets up to chase the
music loving ladybug lands on a flower.
Chase the bug away.
Insects can't land on these flowers,
she stands up for humanity.
If this is all in her imagination,
her parents are awesome.
And messed up.
Robot-Insect-Aliens
(not to be confused with ladybugs)
Shoot at the ground.
Dead people upside down.
Buildings fall.
Robo-zombies let down.
Robotic zombie with an LED lit bellybutton
gets shot in the head.
Push the girl ahead.
Don't turn the spot light on!
Now he's blinded,
and there's a laser beam
that he should probably see, too late,
shoulder massage of death.
Laser beam of death
makes explosions of death.
For every zombie that you kill
in front of you
There's one behind you with a
shoulder massage of death.
On the bright side, they're free.
On the dark side, they're deadly.
Deep tissue.
Flash back to a sunflower field
where it had begun.
Then something blots out the sun.
It's the first of the
Robot-Insect-Aliens
(not to be confused with ladybugs)
That shoot at the ground.
When you chased that ladybug
It probably angered all the
insect lifeforms around.
Now we'll fade to black
while the insect leaders
start to burn everything down....
Toy that started this,
and now Shepard is pissed.
Robot zombies, looking evil,
see you watching.
Girl looks scared, guy looks unphased.
He walks ahead
and gets his shoulder weapon ready.
Sunflowers haven't seen the sun.
You should wear helmets.
But then they couldn't see
all the faces that you're making
when you kill 'em with EXPLOSIONS!
Your foot.
Bullets, Omni Uppercut,
Normandy, Seth Green,
Omni lowercut, more bullets
TAKE!
Don't massage my shoulders
or I'll EARTH you
in the spaceships flying
BACK
ATTACK!
What the hell is that?
Don't let it give you a shoulder
Mass Effect 3
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