GSAS Alma Mater
Tom Thomas Lehrer
Though we end up as professors or selling appliances
We will not forget throughout all life's alliances
The dear Graduate School of Arts and of Sciences
No-sir-reel
Though there is hardly a one here who knows if he
Will be an M.A. or a Doctor of PhilQsophy
Nevertheless
GSAS
We will always be true to thee
Though you have no football team
And no cheers that we can scream
Yet as strange as it may seem
We still love you
Each alumnus may meet with success or adversity
But whether he feels he should bless it or curse it, he
Admits it's the best part of this university
Yes-sir-ree
Far from the real world's corruption and connivery
We love ev'ry one of your great tow'rs of ivory
And we confess
GSAS
We will always be true to thee