Boring

I'll be with the rest of beardy cunts I suppose
Brimming with unspent sperm
I don't care, I don't care, I don't care
He's a flicky haired ponce but it's got nothing to do with me
Fizzled out and flushed away
Thugs beat me with a toaster because I'm gay
Insert crumpet and waffle based puns here
I don't normally have my first emotion until around 10:30
But I was ready for a change

My my my what a wonderful smile
My my my my my what a wonderful smile

I am the ring throwing
Mug throwing
Shape throwing fucking bastard
At the bottom of the sea
Where the sediment should be
You want to see a grown man cry
Well so do I
But we can't both go first