Helen in the Woods
Never spoke a single lie
Still no one believes your side
You were bored and too polite
And Helen had you in her sights
You come home from school
To find her naked in your bed
Everybody always said
Helen's funny in the head
Your class ring knew
The voices in the trees
Keep an eye out, good
'Cause Helen's in the woods
Her Mama proved they hitched a pose
So Helen broke her mama's nose
Your dad said "son, what'd you do to that girl?"
Something's gone and made her whiskers curl
You come home from school
To find her naked in your bed
Everybody always said
Helen's funny in the head
Through a class ring knew
The voices in the trees
Warn the neighbors if you could
Tell 'em Helen's in the woods
Helen, Helen
Come out, come out, wherever you are
Helen, Helen
Come out, come out, wherever you are
You come home from school
To find her naked in your bed
Everybody always said
Helen's funny in the head
Through indignity to
The voices in the trees
I leave the neighborhood
'Cause Helen's in the woods