International Business Systems

[Intro]
International Business Systems
Let's go!

[Verse 1]
Everything that you could need
For doing the business
Paper, staplers, viscous liquids
Let's go!
Making your business
Into our business
That's what our mission is
'Cause we are IBS!

[Interlude]
Is your business in need of restructuring?
You've come to the right place!
Here at IBS, we have over 12 days experience in corporate remodeling
Allow our CFO Benchman Chris to come in and streamline 95% of your staff
For the low fee of all of their salaries combined
No more HR department
No one to scrutinize your decision making
It's a no-brainer!

[Verse 2]
Come on down to IBS
The atmosphere is the best
We've got the coolest water for the cooler chats
That's right, the water coolers are animate and talk back
Never a frown with IBS
We made Botox compulsory for all of our inbound staff

[Outro]
'Cause we are
International Business Systems
IBS!
Don't be shy