I Want a Man

[Ashley and Arni, Andrew]
I want a man who'll wash the dishes
I want a man who'll make the bed
I want a man who's not suspicious
I want a man who's halfway dead

I want a man who'll do the laundry
Vacuum the carpets, sweep the floor
I want a man who knows his boundaries
No one could ask for more

I want a woman who --
Oh shut up
Sit down
Yes dear, here dear, right away
I want a man who follows orders
I want a man with nothing to say

I want a man with no ambition
I want a man with half a brain
I want a man without a mission
I want a man who won't complain

I want a man who'll carve the turkey
Feed the goldfish, cook the meal
I want a man who's kind of jerky
I want a man who does not feel

Just a second, dear, I am coming
Just a moment, I'm on my way
Can I get you a cup of tea, dear?
Just a moment; you'll need a tray

I want a man with no desires
I want a man without a goal
I want a man who'll build the fires
Stir the coffee, stir the coals

I want a man who likes what I like
Does what I do, won't say no
I want a man who'll always be there
I want a man who'll let me go

Just a second, I'll fix the toaster
Just a moment, I'll get the door
Just a moment, you'll need a coaster
Just a second, you'll need a coaster
Let me get it; your feet are sore

Just a moment, dear, wait a minute, darling
Just a moment, I'm on my way
Can I get you a cup of tea, dear?
Just a moment, you'll need a tray

[All]
Just a moment, dear, wait a minute, darling
Just a moment, love, I'm on my way
Can I get you this, can I get you that?
Can I get you anything at all to start the day?

Just a moment, dear, wait a minute, darling
Just a moment, love, I'm on my way
Can I get you this, can I get you that?
Can I get you anything at all to start the day?