Loner

There's a blonde haired blue-eyed girl I’d like to know
But she won't even give me the time of day
I don't know what it is that’s so wrong with me
But the ladies just don't look my way

One, two, three, four

So let me think about the reasons there might be
Is it 'cause I'm so unattractive?
Maybe if I played a sport or made it to the top
All the ladies would stand next to me

Then they'd look at me and sing some cheers for me
I would be morе than they could ever drеam
But that's not the truth and I know it'll never be
Guess we'll just have to face reality

We’re ugly
So ugly

I’ve been told so many times, "there's more fish in the sea"
Guess I’m just using all the wrong bait
'Cause I've played guitar and with sports I've had luck
I just wish I was a strapping buck

Then they’d look at me and sing some cheers for me
I would be more than they could ever dream
But that's not the truth and I know it'll never be
Guess we'll just have to face reality

We're ugly
So ugly

Wait a minute, stop the song, that's not true in Ben's case
'Cause he's every girl's poster boy dream
Tall, dark, and handsome with a Colgate smile
A complexion of peaches and cream

He's so pretty
So pretty
But we're still ugly
So ugly