Pigpen Hoedown

[Charlie Brown]
Okay, everybody, gather 'round
It's time for the Pigpen Hoedown!

Kick up your heels
Jump up and down
Shut your eyes and whirl around
Reach out your hand if no one's there
Grab your own hand
Dance 'round in square

[Everybody]
When you're doin' the Pigpen Hoedown
Gotta have a caller you can trust!
'Cause when "Pig-Pen" does a Hoedown
He really kicks up some dust!

[Peppermint Patty]
Hey, Chuck, we're all bumping into each other
Let me give it a try

Bow to your left
Bow to your right
And if you find no one in sight
Just bow to your toes and bow to your knees
And dance around just as you please

[Everybody]
When you're doin' the Pigpen Hoedown
Gotta have a caller you can trust!
'Cause when "Pig-Pen" does a Hoedown
He really kicks up some dust!

[Child 1]
I can hardly see!

[Child 2]
It's the worst!

[Lucy van Pelt]
Hey, Patty, we're still bumping into each other
Let me be the caller

[Sally Brown]
We don't need a caller, Lucy
We need a vacuum cleaner!

[Lucy van Pelt]
If you really wanna dance
If we stay here we've got no chance
So nod to the ceiling and bow to the floor
Leave "Pig-Pen" here and head for the door!

[Everybody]
When you're doin' the Pigpen Hoedown
Gotta have a caller you can trust!
'Cause when "Pig-Pen" does a Hoedown
He really kicks up some dust!