Candy Cane Blues

I woke up on Christmas pulled down the sock
Found only the sweet stuff
Mouth went into shock
I don't like the chocolate
Don't like candy canes
'Cause all of that sweet stuff
Puts this boy in pain

I've got those chocolate-covered
Honey smothered candy coated
Sugar bloated- give me the lemon drops
Sour balls, lemon stuff-
Keep all the sticky-sweet
Bring on the sour treat-
Christmas time Candy Cane Blues!

Now I'm hungry for something
Cream apple to start:
Keep all the sweet stuff off of my tounge!
Save the bunnies for Nezzer
A big chocolate goo
Give me something with sizzle
Tangy is all that will do!

I've got those chocolate-covered
Honey smothered candy coated
Sugar bloated- give me the lemon drops
Sour balls, lemon stuff-
Keep all the sticky-sweet
Bring on the sour treat-
Christmas time Candy Cane Blues!

I said those Christmas time Candy Cane Blues!

I've got those chocolate-covered
Honey smothered candy coated
Sugar bloated- give me the lemon drops
Sour balls, lemon stuff-
Keep all the sticky-sweet
Bring on the sour treat-
Christmas time Candy Cane Blues