The Blues With Larry

And now it's time for The Blues with Larry
The part of the show where Larry
Comes out and sings the blues

Hey, everybody! I’m gonna lay down some blues
All sunshine and roses no rain came my way
I said, all sunshine and roses
No rain came my way mm-mm
My dad bought me ice cream
Oh, happy, happy, happy, happy day!
Mm hm i ate up that ice cream
Got some on my face
That's right, right on my face
I said, I ate up that ice cream
Got some on my face got some on the table
Oh happy, sticky, happy, sticky
Happy, happy, sticky, happy place
Blind Lemon Lincoln: Hey man, whatcho doin'?

I’m singin' the blues!

Aw, man
The blues is for singin' when you feel sad

But I don't feel sad

Man, then you got no
Business singin' the blues
Here, lemme help you out
Take this (hands Larry ice cream)

Cool! Ice cream! Thanks!

Now gimmie back that ice cream

You took my ice cream you took it from me
You took my ice cream
You took it away from me
Blind Lemon Lincoln:
Oh yeah! Now you're gettin' it now listen up
(harmonica solo)

But I'm still not sad i’ll
Just have a cookie!

No, no, no, man! You almost had it
C’mon, like this you took away my ice cream!
You took it away from me
My sweet creamy ice cream
I don't care ’bout no cookie, woo!
Now try it again

My cookies and ice cream:
They both gone away

That's right mm hm feel it

My cookies and ice cream: they both gone away
Blind Lemon Lincoln: Aw, sweet man, sweet

But that don't bother me none!
I got me my freshly baked strudel!

Wha? Strudel? Man
You can't say strudel in the blues!
That don’t even rhyme

Well, what about poodle! 'Cause
I got a poodle

Arf!

Oh, no don't tell me you're
Gonna eat that poodle

No, I'm just gonna pet him!
Pettin' poodles makes me happy

Arf arf!

Sorry, man you way too happy
To sing the blues

'Allo! Would you like to polka?

Sure! Don't got no ice cream, no cookies
No strudel
Don't got no ice cream, no cookies
No strudel but I'm yodel-a dee
Yodel-a dee yodel-a dee happy hoo!
Just here with my poodle

Arf!

That's right! Oh yeah!
I'm yodel-a dee, yodel-a dee
Yodel-a dee happy hoo! Just me and my poodle

Arf arf!

This has been The Blues with Larry
Tune in next time to- oh, never mind
Larry's not likely to be singing the
Blues again any time soon