There Once Was A Man

There once was a man a very rich man
He had a lot of sheep he had a lot of land
He threw a lot of parties
He was dapper, he was tan
Yes, there once was a rich man

Okay, great story i'll, uh
See you next time -

Wait just a minute my story isn't done
It's about two men
And I've only mentioned one

Oh

There once was a man a very poor man
He had next to nothing just a little lamb
But he loved it like a son
And he fed it from his hand
Yes, there once was a very poor man
Then one day there was a guest at the
House of the rich man what did he do
Have you guessed
To feed the guest of the rich man?

Well, let's see, he had plenty of sheep, so
He can just share one of
His sheep not a problem!

He took the lamb of the poor man
He took the lamb of the poor man
The rich man took to feed his guest
The very, very poor man's lamb

Wha -? Is that a - Is this a true story?!

As surely as I stand before you today
My story is true

Who is that man?! Tell me! To take
The lamb of the poor man! Why, he
Had lots of sheep, but the poor man
Only had one! Man! For his cruelty
He will spend the rest of his days
Locked in my dungeon! Who is he?

Oh, King George, you are that man!