Six More Weeks of Winter

Six more weeks of winter
Yeah that’s what the woodchuck said
Mumbled something about his shadow
Then he crawled back in his shed

But man, these days the nights are long
It's like I’m living in a dream
Sometimes I don’t know what is real
And what is make believe

So hey
I could use a little holiday
Some cheap little getaway
Where I can say, "Oooh oooh!"

But for now I got
Six more weeks of winter
Six more weeks of chicken stew
Pink eye, lice and stomach flu
Ill be lucky if I make it through

I close my eyes and fantasize
That I’m somewhere faraway
Where the ocean smells like coconuts
And it tastes like lemonade

But I wake up and the dream is gone
And I remember where I am
When I see a crow eating a frozen dead rat
From my neighbor's garbage can

But oh
Just 42 days to go
'Till the sun melts the filthy snow
And to the tiki bar I will go

But for now I got
Six more weeks of winter
Six more weeks of freezing rain
Frozen pipes and tire chains
Driving me insane