Social Frankenstein

In Spring everything's in bloom
But not me locked inside my room
A girl looks and smiles at me
She's fair but I turn away and flee

[Chorus]
I'm a frankenstein I'm the worst kind
I'm a social frankenstein, that's the worst kind

Summer on a sandy beach
Captains, pick three players each
In prayer quietly beseech
I watch but to myself I preach

[Chorus]
I'm a frankenstein I'm the worst kind
I'm a social frankenstein, that's the worst kind

In Fall I am back in school with those boys who always treat me cruel
I try my hardest to be cool but I know I'm nothing but a ghoul

[Chorus]
I'm a frankenstein I'm the worst kind
I'm a social frankenstein, that's the worst kind

Winter many years have passed
I knew the bad ones wouldn't last
Now it's snowy Christmas day and I pull out my T.V tray

[Chorus]
I'm a frankenstein I'm the worst kind
I'm a social frankenstein, that's the worst kind