Devil

[Verse 1]
Talk is cheap, screamin's cheaper
I don't wanna hear a peep out of your freakin' yapper
Time is of the essence, never been a freak of nature
Who didn't end with listening to the grim reaper's laughter
Wrote a message to the devil on a paper napkin
Was a question that he said nobody'd ever asked him
It read

[Chorus]
If we all gotta die, don’t the devil gotta die too?
And how long must I survive to out-survive you?

[Verse 2]
They say that sleep is 'kin to dying
Dreaming must have been the first time that they seen them angels flying
Life's as sturdy as a dandelion which is about as sturdy as them buildings were on 9/11
I often wonder how them angels spend their time in heaven
And are they marked with tattoo needles or with branding irons?
Is there a prison above heaven even more prestigious?
Tell 'em to swear upon the bible before I ask of Jesus

[Chorus]
If we all gotta die, don't the devil gotta die too?
And how long must I survive to out-survive you?

[Verse 3]
Death is deep below the surface
Underwater, 'bout to breach, it's like the freakin' slowest porpoise
Void of purpose
The soul is Satan's oldest purchase
That says it's necessary since he sold himself as a serpent
Tons of gold and cattle merchants
Out at your favorite places of worship
Easily lead the sheep to pasture
Look at the grass, don't it look fantastic?
Can't we cork that porpoise blow hole with some plastic?
I think that we can patch it if we all believe in magic, hey

[Chorus]
If we all gotta die, don't the devil gotta die too?
And how long must I survive to out-survive you?