Oh My Little Country Cottage

Oh my little country cottage
In the woods down by the river
Winding down the lane
Lined with little purple flowers
I stop to gather berries
For my rustic summer kitchen
I eat my little sandwich and
It tastes like crap

Oh I've got my little garden
And my peas just started sprouting
My kitty's bounding happily
In the sun she's very happy
And I've got my little shovel
For weeding and for digging
Gonna learn to play the flute and kill myself