Nerve-Shattering Hellride

[Verse 1]
On June 13th, 1995 at 3 o'clock PM
I went on a damaging spooky hellride on the 70 Division bus
It wasn't fun at all
I heard no rock music
All I heard was profanity riding my ass by a mean schizophrenia voice

[Chorus]
Nerve-shattering hellride
Nerve-shattering hellride
Nerve-shattering hellride
Nerve-shattering hellride

[Verse 2]
As I rode the 70 Division bus, I spooked the passengers onboard
I also told the lady bus driver to shove a broomstick up her ass
She got so tired of my bullshit
She told me to shut the fuck up

[Chorus]
Nerve-shattering hellride
Nerve-shattering hellride
Nerve-shattering hellride
Nerve-shattering hellride

[Verse 3]
As I got off the bus at Clark Street
I told the lady bus driver, "I'm sorry"
She then told me to shut the fuck up talking to her
Suddenly, I told her to suck a camel's ass
That really evened the score

[Chorus]
Nerve-shattering hellride
Nerve-shattering hellride
Nerve-shattering hellride
Nerve-shattering hellride

[Outro]
Rock over London
Rock on, Chicago
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