Drunk Sluts

Don't understand a gal' need much lightly
Never sure quite what they wanna hear
They're all hittin' up the club
Drinkin' real expensive buck
All I really wanted was a beer

Drunk sluts, they're drivin' me nuts
Can't hold their lips, so they stick bunch of dicks in their butts
When I was younger, used to be, no gal' would have shade on me
Now I only sing to me
Drunk sluts

They say girls comin' up these days are looser
One date with them they let you spend a night
I click on the internet watching million different porno clips
So far I ain't seen the same girl twice

Drunk sluts, they're drivin me nuts
Can't hold their lips so they stick a bunch of dicks in their butts
When I was younger, used to be, no girl would have shade on me
Now I only sing to me, drunk sluts

I know I'm gettin' older, and every gal' can't be like these
Don't get me wrong I like to fuck but it's easier sometimes to pee

Girls these days want the dj, not the singer
Some douchebag scratching breast up like a moose
I'm too distracted to flirt, they're wearing really short skirts
You can squint, I can pretty much see her cooch

Drunk sluts, they're drivin' me nuts
Can't hold their lips, so they stick a bunch of dicks in their butts
When I was younger, used to be no girl would have shade on me
Now I only sing to me, doesn't give a shit to me
Now I only sing to me, drunk sluts