Gene Pool Style

Thought about selling my testosterone...
Girls have beautiful female hormones
Asked my doctor what I should do
He said "Sperm is sold for a dollar or two."

Spread my seed and grow a tree
Successful fertilization will be achieved
Leaves of me falling off the tree
Supplies replenished by me

So I went to a bank to donate some sperm...
I thought about myself as a mechanical bull:
Genetic selling machine for a union's white dream
The lady at the counter told me I could be sixteen...

So I went into a room -- looked at the tube
There was a pink line drawn where you fill it to
I dropped my pants and started to dance
Mechanics were oiled; the gene pool slipped

Laid on the bed; laughing out loud
I sold out myself in a gene pool style
Laid on the bed; laughing out loud
I sold out myself in a gene pool style

Laughing at my silliness...
Laughing at my silliness...
Laughing at my silliness...
Laughing at my silli -- go!

Laid on the bed; laughing out loud
I sold out myself in a gene pool style
Laid on the bed; laughing out loud
I sold out myself in a gene pool style

Laughing at my silliness...
Laughing at my silliness...
Laughing at my silliness...
Laughing at my silliness...