Merry Xmas, Baby (I Hope You Get What You Deserve)

This time of year
Just a mix of emotions
All Irish whiskey & condensed milk
Oh these magic potions

Don't like the giving
Gives you a lump in your throat
You’ve got a slaughter house heart
Wrapped in a down coat

Merry xmas, Merry xmas, Merry xmas, baby
I hope you get what you deserve

This time of year
Your cup runneth over
You can't begin to remember
What it feels like to be sober

It's even too cold to snow this time
You keep the windows closed when you smoke
Every seasons greetings
A bad joke

Oh Merry xmas baby, Merry xmas, Merry xmas, baby
I hope you get what you deserve

No, no, there’s no no heartwarming turn
But you'll get through it with a stiff upper lip
You'll pay your only friend an extra big tip
Say see you next year
Just get through this

Oh Merry xmas, Merry xmas, Merry xmas, baby
I hope you get what you deserve