National Council of Jewish Women's Thrift Store

The National Council of Jewish Women's Thrift Stores
That's where I go to purchase all my clothes
I need some pants These are nice
A little tight in the rear
How about a t-shirt that says I'm here
I am here
I am here

The National Council of Jewish Women's Thrift Store
That's where I go to purchase all my stuff
Like this macreme basket
Or an old chandelier
But I still need a t-shirt that says I'm here
I am here
Yep still here

Farrah Fawcett
Coors Light Beer
I'm with Stupid
The buck stops here
My bucks stop here

The National Council of Jewish Women's Thrift Store
That's where I go to purchase all this junk
Like this stein from Hamburg but I supposedly gave up beer
And I still want that t-shirt that says I'm here
Not I'm queer
Just here

Lee Majors
Billy Beer
I'm no longer with stupid
The buck stopped there

World's greatest grandma
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Black is beautiful
And bark at the moon

Meat is murder
Jesus saves
Just say no
And have a nice day
Have a nice day
I had a nice day