A Night to Remember

One night I was feeling low
I'd got nothing to do, I'd got nowhere to go
So I pumped some drugs inside to get myself high
I drank a belly full of cider and kissed reality goodbye

My head was on a pole floating in space
I saw the man on the moon, he'd got a smirk on his face
I met my girl on a satellite
He didn't complain, she'd been on him all night

I'm tripping off to a party
It's brewing up in my head
Don't gate crash my party
Just roll your own joint instead

A Jack Daniels was put in my hand
I lit up a match, which stuck up the band
The hula girls were the stars of the show
With their little grass skirts, they were a shit-hot blow

So many doom brains getting high as a kite
Smoking weed and getting pissed all night
I went to the bar to order more wine
I saw the Queen of England snorting a speeding fine

I'm tripping off to a party
I'm having the time of my life
Don't gate crash my party
You can cut the air with a knife
Well funk it Kickman!

The president was crashed out on the floor
I switched on the T.V. to see who's starting a war
The Pope was preaching live and let live
He was sipping a Guinness and smoking a spliff

My brain's in overdrive screaming for more
When the fuzz arrived trying to break down my door
Time to split the joints and try to break free
I was too drunk to stand, I was too stoned to see

Don't gate crash my party
I'm so legless tonight
Don't gate crash my party
Just find your own joint
Don't gate crash my party
I'm really out of my tree
Don't gate crash my party
Hey, who's nicked my face man?
So don't gate crash my party
Don't Bogart that joint there Shakey!
Well, don't gate crash my party
Oh, you're a long time dead man

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