Mail Myself to You

I'm a-gonna wrap myself in paper
I'm a-gonna daub myself with glue
Stick some stamps on top of my head
I'm a-gonna mail myself to you

I'm a-gonna tie me up with red string
I'm gonna use blue ribbon too
I'm gonna climb up in my mailbox
I'm a-gonna mail myself to you

When you find me in your mailbox
Cut the string and let me out
Wash the glue off of my fingers
Stick some bubblegum in my mouth

I'm a-gonna wrap myself in paper
I'm a-gonna daub myself with glue
Stick some stamps on top of my head
I'm a-gonna mail myself to you

Cut me out of my wrapping paper
Wash the stamps off up my head
Fill me up with some ice cream sodas
Tuck me into a nice warm bed

I'm a-gonna wrap myself in paper
I'm a-gonna daub myself with glue
Stick some stamps on top of my head
I'm a-gonna mail myself to you