Computer [Horney]

Computer (Horny) computer
(Horny) computer (Horny) computer
(Horny) computer (Horny) computer
(Horny) computer (Horny) computer
(Horny) computer

I sit here each and every day
I really want to go out to play
I play in the stands
From the attic to the cellar
My only friend is an automatic teller
I solve the problems of the world
But I can't even find a decent girl

'Cause I'm a horny computer
I'm a horny computer
'Cause I'm a horny computer
I'm a horny computer

I help the airlines, plan your trips
But all they feed me are microchips
I control inner and outer space
I even control the human race
I keep the country safe and free
But my body never thinks too freely

'Cause I'm a horny computer (Ahh)
Yes, I'm a horny computer (Ahh)
'Cause I'm a horny computer (Ahh)
Yes, I'm a horny computer (Ahh)

Sexy, sexy, and ready to show me
That all the systems are ready to go
I desire a woman to insert
Some input to my output
That's been overworked
Lonely and sad, and it's really a shame
I better get a freak before I go insane

'Cause I'm a horny computer (Ahh)
Yes, I'm a horny computer (Ahh)
'Cause I'm a horny computer (Ahh)
Yes, I'm a horny computer (Ahh)

(Horny) computer (Horny) computer
(Horny) computer (Horny) computer
(Horny) computer (Horny) computer
(Horny) computer (Horny) computer

Find me a freak to release me from this cage
I want a girl before I bust into a rage
Young sexy thing with the juice
To set me free
To turn me loose and release my energy
Must satisfy my one and only wish
I desire a girl with an electric kiss
To step inside my memory bank
And for this gift, it's you I'll thank

'Cause I'm a horny computer (Ahh, ahh)
Yes, I'm a horny computer (Ahh, ahh)
'Cause I'm a horny computer (Ahh, ahh)
Yes, I'm a horny computer (Ahh, ahh)

Does not compute

Does that compute? (Uh, uh, uhh)