Prelude
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Ladies and gentleman
The show is about to begin
This show has been rated X
To expand on your dramatic experience
There will be glorious and horrific
Displays of humanity
There will be great triumphs
And devastating tragedies
Undyind love and unyielding heartache
Unspeakable acts of cruelty
Campassionate acts of kindness
There will be crushing defeats
And glorious achievements
Critics worldwide give five stars
And call this show, Beautiful!
Beautiful!