Dookie Fresh

[Intro]
(Dookie, doo-dookie, doo-dookie) Dookie fresh
(Dookie, doo-dookie, doo-dookie) Dookie fresh
(Dookie, doo-dookie, doo-dookie) Dookie fresh
Dookie fresh, dookie fresh

[Verse 1: Puff Puff Humbert]
I-I-I I had a hot date so I picked her up at eight, sharp
Her body was bangin'
This chick was built with great parts (whistles)
Then she was beautiful, I didn't really know her
But I noticed when I picked her up, she had a funny odor
I was really confused cuz she had a gorgeous body
But she stunk like Precious dropped a deuce in a port-a-potty
Her funk was crazy strong, killin me with deadly stank
It made me wanna do a cannon ball into a septic tank
To get away from the stank
I gave her a dozen roses but they wilted and I think that she's hot
But I don't even know if I can do this
'Cause she smells like R. Kelly's date mixed with raw sewage
Her breath smells like a homeless man pooped in her mouth
She needs to bathe herself in tomato juice or I'm out!
She's ridiculously fine!
So who woulda guessed that this girl smells so Dookie Fresh

[Hook]
(Dookie, doo-dookie, doo-dookie) Dookie fresh
(Dookie, doo-dookie, doo-dookie) Dookie fresh
(Dookie, doo-dookie, doo-dookie) Dookie fresh
Dookie fresh, dookie fresh

[Verse 2: Puff Puff Humbert]
I gotta admit she knocked me off my feet
Even with her stench of wet dog and taco meat
She said "Puff, I really like you, and I'd really be embarrassed
If you didn't peep my heritage and meet my parents"
So I drove to their house and I parked the car
And it smelled like Amy Winehouse threw up in a jar
And it got worse as soon as we entered her parents' house
I started gagging like I had a pubic hair in my mouth
Should I run home and take a shower in bleach? "Yes!"
Her mom (stank) like Lady Gaga's old ass meat dress
"Paparazzi!" Shut up, this shit ain't funny!
Even her dad smelled like the inside of Batman's onesie
Her mom made us dinner and I couldn't even eat it
'Cause she smelled like a piece of meat between the lunch lady's cleavage
I really like this girl, but I feel like givin' in
To-to-to be honest she smells like an Indian
"Hey, that's not funny!"
No, no I mean like Indian food
Like, like curry smells bad, Indian food!
"You're a dick!"

[Hook]
(Dookie, doo-dookie, doo-dookie) Dookie fresh
(Dookie, doo-dookie, doo-dookie) Dookie fresh
(Dookie, doo-dookie, doo-dookie) Dookie fresh
Dookie fresh, dookie fresh
(Dookie, doo-dookie, doo-dookie) Dookie fresh
(Dookie, doo-dookie, doo-dookie) Dookie fresh
(Dookie, doo-dookie, doo-dookie) Dookie fresh
Dookie fresh, dookie fresh

[Verse 3: Puff Puff Humbert & DeeJay]
And now she wants to get serious
I don't know what it is
But if I don't get away from the smell
I'ma throw myself off a bridge
I gotta end it!
She smells like Venus Williams' panties after playin' tennis
There's no way that I can win this
We go out to eat; before we even get a seat
She makes all the people in the restaurant clear out into the street
Like a fuckin' fire drill
They skip their entire meal
"Yo, DeeJay, should I leave her, or should I try and chill?"
"Ah! I've-I've-I've had worse
Ah-ah-ah! I've-I've, I've-I've had worse
Ah-ah-ah! I've had worse
Ah-ah-ah! Sma-sma-smash that ass anyway
Sma-sma-smash I've had worse
Puff, Puff-Puff, plug your nose and smash that ass anyway
Naw, I think I'm gonna leave her and I wish her the best
But somebody needs to tell her that she's Dookie Fresh

[Hook]
(Dookie, doo-dookie, doo-dookie) Dookie fresh
(Dookie, doo-dookie, doo-dookie) Dookie fresh
(Dookie, doo-dookie, doo-dookie) Dookie fresh
Dookie fresh, dookie fresh
(Dookie, doo-dookie, doo-dookie) Dookie fresh
(Dookie, doo-dookie, doo-dookie) Dookie fresh
(Dookie, doo-dookie, doo-dookie) Dookie fresh
Dookie fresh, dookie fresh

[Outro: Puff Puff Humbert & Indian Guy]
"So, yeah, it didn't work out
I mean, that girl smelled like Chewbacca's ass
Wait, wait… Oh!
Well, maybe it was me"
"Yeah, I told you you're a dick!"