White Boy Wasted

[Robot voice]
We're about to get white boy wasted

[Intro: Puff Puff]
Your Favorite Martian and Dumbfoundead
Getting crunk up in here!
We're about to get white boy wasted

[Verse 1: Puff Puff]
We stumble to the house party already buzzed
We get retarded when we start drinking Bacardi
Because getting wasted in the basement is our only obligation
Plus, we don't know the meaning of the word "moderation"
I'm, I'm crude when I talk
Shirt off, fist fighting every dude on the block
And then I'm hugging you like I ain't gonna see you again
Like "dude, I freaking love you man!"
I'ma drunk dial my ex-girlfriend but first I have to pass out and yack in the downstairs bathroom
So raise your red cups up and make noise
Cause we drink like upper middle-class teenage boys

[Pre-Hook: Benetar (Robot)]
Oh, it's the weekend
And you know what that means
Oh, it means it's time to party
(It's time to party)

[Hook: Robot]
White boy, white, white, white boy wasted
White boy, white, white, white boy wasted
White boy, white, white, white boy wasted
White boy, white, white, white boy wasted
White boy, white, white, white boy wasted
White boy, white, white, white boy wasted
White boy, white, white, white boy wasted
White boy, white, white, white boy wasted
White, white boy wasted

[Verse 2: Dumbfoundead]
Yo, last night I partied up at a frat house
It was full of college kids singing along to Smash Mouth
Half of them passed out, a fat dude with his ass out
Looking like John Belushi in the movie Animal House
All of a sudden somebody yelled out "Keg stand!"
Tow jocks with tube socks and sweatbands
They pointed at me and carried me by my legs, man
I had to do it, it probably wasn't the best plan
Next thing you know, it's a beer pong and takin' Jäger shots
Now I'm in the corner and throwing up morning tater tots
Pissin' on police cars, yelling out "I hate the cops!"
White boy with dreadlocks, now give me major props

[Pre-Hook: Benetar & Robot]
Oh, it's the weekend
And you know what that means
Oh, it means it's time to party
(It's time to party)

[Hook: Robot]
White boy, white, white, white boy wasted
White boy, white, white, white boy wasted
White boy, white, white, white boy wasted
White boy, white, white, white boy wasted
White boy, white, white, white boy wasted
White boy, white, white, white boy wasted
White boy, white, white, white boy wasted
White boy, white, white, white boy wasted
White, white boy wasted

[Bridge: Benetar]
Oh, it's the weekend and you know what that means
Oh, it means it's time to party, party
All I wanna do, all I wanna do, all I wanna do
All I wanna do is just get white boy wasted

[Instrumental break]

[Bridge: Benetar & Robot]
It's the weekend
It's time to party (it's time to party)

[Hook: Robot]
White boy, white, white, white boy wasted
White boy, white, white, white boy wasted
White boy, white, white, white boy wasted
White boy, white, white, white boy wasted
White boy, white, white, white boy wasted
White boy, white, white, white boy wasted
White boy, white, white, white boy wasted
White boy, white, white, white boy wasted
White, white boy wasted