In My House

In my house
That's where I live, my house
That’s where I'll be if you call
I got one chair in my house
You can sit there if you come
To my house

In my house I ain't got but a chair on the shelf
If you don’t like that you can go somewhere else
In my house I like to sit with my curtains all drawn
Cause I ain't got no windows and I ain't got no longs
In my house

My wife is here in my house
That's where she'll be if you call
I got no floor in my house
You can stand there when you come
In my house

In my house onе time, there livеd a great big rat
I bought a nine pound eagle, and he ate the rat
In my house lived the eagle, saw and bought me a beagle
The beagle ate the eagle, made the whole thing legal
In my house

My beagle lives here, in my house
That's where he'll be if you call
You can scratch his back when you come
In my house

In my house lives the beagle, me and the wife
I've got everything I ever wanted out of my life
When people come to see us, they never go away
Cause I got to feed the wife and beagle some way, hey hey
In my house

Everyone is welcome to my house
You can stay here and chill
Got no floor you can stand there
My beagle needs his back scratched, how about that
Everyone is welcome to my house
Got no long in my house
You can bring your own one, you come now
To my house