How To Make A Monster

[spoken]
How To Make A Monster

[Verse 1]
Take one body that's freshly dead
One educational chemistry set
One tablespoon of headlice
Optional: the sacrifice

Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!

[Verse 2]
A bag of bones and an extra skull
Mix with a voodoo ritual
A [?] from outer space
Add rubber parts and [?] to taste

Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah

[Chorus]
How to make a monster
How to make a monster
How to make a monster
How to make a monster

[Verse 3]
If you want it to be insane
Add half an ounce of grated brain
And if you want it to be placid
Glaze the base with hydrochloric acid

Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!

[Verse 4]
A whole can of murder oil
Translyvanian topsoil
But if you want it for a pet
Go on and buy a dog instead

[Barking]

[Chorus]
How to make a monster
How to make a monster
How to make a monster
How to make a monster

[Outro]
How to make a monster
How to make a monster
How to make a monster
How to make a monster
How to make a monster
How to make a monster
How to make a monster
How to make a monster
How to make a monster
How to make a monster
How to make a monster
How to make a monster
How to make a monster
How to make a monster
How to make a monster
How to make a monster
How to make a monster
How to make a monster