Munchkinland / Ding-Dong! The Witch Is Dead

Come out, come out wherever you are
And meet the young lady who fell from a star
She fell from the sky, she fell very far
And Kansas she says is the name of the star

Kansas she says is the name of the star

She brings you good news
Or haven't you heard when she fell out of
Kansas a miracle occurred

It really was no miracle
What happened was just this
The wind began to switch, the house to pitch
And suddenly the hinges started to unhitch
Just then the witch, to satisfy and itch
Went flying on her broomstick
Thumbling for a hitch

And oh what happened then was rich

The house began to pitch
The kitchen took a slitch
It landed on the wicked witch in
The middle of a ditch
Which was not a healthy situation
For the wicked witch
The house began to pitch
The kitchen took a slitch
It landed on the wicked witch in
The middle of a ditch
Which was not a healthy situation
For the wicked witch who began to twitch
And was reduced to just a stitch
Of what was once the wicked witch

We thank you very sweetly for
Doing it so neatly

You've killed her so completely
That we thank you very sweetly

Let the joyous news be spread
The wicked, old witch at last is dead

Ding dong the witch is dead
Which old witch, the wicked witch
Ding dong the wicked witch is dead
Wake up you sleepyhead
Rub your eyes, get out of bed
Wake up the wicked witch is dead
She's gone where the goblins go
Below, below, below
Yo-ho, let's open up and sing
And ring the bells out
Ding Dong's the merry oh, sing it high
Sing it low
Let them know the Wicked Witch is dead

As mayor of the Munchkin City
In the county of the land of Oz
I welcome you most regally

But we've got to verify it legally to see

To see

If she

If she

Is morally, ethically

Spiritually, physically

Positively, absolutely

Undeniably and reliably dead

As Coroner, I thoroughly examined her
And she's not only merely dead
She's really most sincerely dead

Ding dong the witch is dead
Which old witch? The wicked witch!
Ding dong the wicked witch is dead
Wake up you sleepyhead
Rub your eyes, get out of bed
Wake up the wicked witch is dead
She's gone where the goblins go
Below, below, below
Yo-ho, let's open up and sing
And ring the bells out
Ding Dong's the merry oh, sing it high
Sing it low
Let them know the Wicked Witch is dead

We represent the Lullaby League
The Lullaby League, the Lullaby League
And in the name of the Lullaby League
We wish to welcome you to Munchkin Land

We represent the Lollipop Guild
The Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild
And in the name of the Lollipop Guild
We wish to welcome you to Munchkin Land

It's the wicked witch! She's coming!