Good Luck with That

Hang out with me some people say
You might end up dead or worse gay
But I push semi-hard to get you to like me
Now I'm in your bedroom on your TV
And you can't turn me off or remote control that
Do I turn you on, good luck with that
Good luck with that, good luck with that

It says more about you than it does about me
If I threaten your precious sexuality
A straight line is quick from point B to point A
But with a curve in your dick you could go either way
Now we're in the restroom publicly and you want me to do it
Jorge Michaely, Jorge Michaely
George Michael wee!

What does it look like?
Looks like a pen light
Without the light shining out of the tip

Now that we're done and you go back to your wife
I'll let you run from my strange life
Do you blow dry your hands or use the rotating towel
Where ever it lands they're going to call a foul
You can go to the moon but you better come back
Before it waxes or wanes into a butt crack
Good luck with that, good luck butt with crack

What does it look like?
Looks like a pen light
Without the light shining out of the tip