Globe Alone
Who maddest one on the M1
Who hasn't stopped sucking his thumb
Who very straight and never grins
Who cares what car he's driving in
He is because he saw it on a commercial break
And if he doesn't get what
He wants then he'll get a headache
Because he needs it, wants it, almost loves it
He's here on his own, on globe alone
Who joined health club to glisten
Into hi-fi precision
Whose mobile phone gives him the bone
Who very keen on Sharon Stone
Who only eats at the new brasserie
Who only ever gets merry
Who wouldn't be seen at bedtime
Without putting Calvin Kleins on