One Monkey Can Stop a Show

I was laying down one night I was listening to the radio,
this song came on talking about, one monkey don't stop no show
when I heard this song y'all it sound like me,
one woman wont do, say he gotta have 3,
one woman to pick him up, one woman lay him down,
one woman to fix his food, when the other two not around,
be careful man of the one that cooks dinner for you
because it ain't no telling what she might do to you,
she fix your breakfast one morning she will bring it to your bed,
if you feeding to your dog you dog will fall dead,
here is one that I want you to know,
one monkey can stop a show, one monkey can stop a show.

I don't won't you to be like my friend Paul, up in Rockland Maine,
a woman cough him cheating, and she cut off his ding-a-ling,
now when he go to the bathroom, he have to sit down and pee
it hurt so bad when he go all he can say is, woo-wee!,
that's what you get dog, when you spread yourself too thin
You get caught up, on the loosing end,
There's thing that I wanna tell you boy, before I go
One monkey can stop a show, one monkey can stop a show.

Oh the monkey train keeps rolling but he train can be stopped
One woman can get jealous, and knock you off your block
too many iron in the fire, you gonna get burnt,
too many cooks in the kitchen, what a lesson you learned,
too much water in a glass, it will over flow,
and three into one, just won't go,
here one thing I want you to know
one monkey can stop a show. One monkey can stop a show.

She take a little goober dust and sprinkle it around you bed
Wake up the next morning find your own self dead
That's why I said one monkey can stop a show, one monkey can stop a show