TV Mama

I got a woman.
She's getting kind of fat
That's all right, Barbara.
Right back up like that.

She's my big hip woman.
Prettiest thang you ever see
She my TV mama
one with the big wide screen

Built like a brick house built up from the ground.
Every time I see her,
my love come down.
She my big hip woman
pretty thang you ever see
she my TV mama, the one with the big wide screen
36,24,43 in the hip, but just a little bit more

she's my big hip woman
prettiest thing you ever seen
she my TV mama
The one with the big wide screen
Wearing a dress that the sun come shine through I couldn't believe all the that there
belong to you
she's my big hip woman Prettiest thing you ever seen
she's my tv mama the one with the big wide screen

Wide hips
Pretty face.
She may pick up a little weight but it's all in the right place.
She's my big hip woman
Prettiest thing you ever seen
she's my TV mama,
the one with the big wide screen

little, in the waist like a wasp
Deep across the hip like a stallion horse
she's my big hip woman
Prettiest thing you ever seen
She's my tv mama
the one with the big wide screen.
She been to the doctor
Got her tommy tuck
She lost a little weight.
She still got a big old you know what
She's my big hip woman, one with the big wide screen.
She my T-v mama.
You know, they kind, I mean,
Oh lord, TV mama