Alexa Bliss
She saw me for the first time in Columbus
She was with her friends and I was in a tour bus
A few months later she was wearing my shirt in a photo shoot
I didn't even know that she was famous
How could someone so pretty be so dangerous
She's only 5 foot tall but maybe 5'2" in her wrestling boots
And I hear she can even sing
She's the champ of everything
(Hey) why can't every girl be more like Alexa Bliss
(Hey) how could a chick on TV make me feel like this
She's got a finishing move called Twisted Bliss
And it's like my heart is caught in a sleeper hold
Whoa, oh, oh
Why can't every girl be more like Alexa Bliss
She says some really mean stuff to the other wrestlers
Some say they hate her but they just don't get her
And if you try to bring her down she'll say bless your heart
Her favorite songs girl all the bad guys want
Sometimes she cheats but she never gets caught, yeah
She's got a pet pig named Larry-Steve and he's so smart
I love to watch her in the ring
To me, she's the champ of everything
(Hey) why can't every girl be more like Alexa Bliss
(Hey) how could a chick on TV make me feel like this
She's got a finishing move called Twisted Bliss
And it's like my heart is caught in a sleeper hold
Whoa, oh, oh
Why can't every girl be more like Alexa Bliss
Alexa Bliss throws Becky into a table
Your new women's champion, Alexa Bliss
And Alexa Bliss wins!
First woman in history to win Smackdown championship and now the Raw championship
New champion, Alexa Bliss
(Hey) why can't every girl be more like Alexa Bliss
(Hey) how could a chick on TV make me feel like this
She's got a finishing move called Twisted Bliss
And it's like my heart is caught in a sleeper hold
Whoa, oh, oh
Why can't every girl be more like Alexa Bliss
Alexa Bliss, uh-huh
Larry-Steve