Merry Flippin’ Christmas (Happy Freakin’ New Year)

[Verse 1]
Hey everybody, holy crap it's Christmas
Seems like it gets here faster each year
So stop complaining about all your woes
And spread some mothertrucking Christmas cheer!

[Chorus]
Whoa-oh, merry flippin’ Christmas
Whoa-oh, merry flippin' Christmas
Whoa-oh, merry flippin' Christmas
Merry flippin’ Christmas
And happy freakin' New Year!

[Verse 2]
This is our second Christmas album
It's only got five songs or so
Most of them were made up while in Boise, Idaho
And they're followed by a classic we all know!

[Chorus]
Whoa-oh, merry flippin' Christmas
Whoa-oh, merry flippin' Christmas
Whoa-oh, merry flippin' Christmas
Whoa-oh, merry flippin' Christmas
Whoa-oh, merry flippin’ Christmas
Whoa-oh, merry flippin’ Christmas
Whoa-oh, merry flippin' Christmas
Merry flippin’ Christmas
And happy freakin' New Year!

[Bridge]
So here's a toast to everyone this holiday season
No matter what you celebrate this time of year
Just don't forget to put us on your gift list
We like hot pocks, pizza cookies, and if you’re at a loss
Just buy us beer!

[Chorus]
Whoa-oh, merry flippin' Christmas
Whoa-oh, merry flippin' Christmas
Whoa-oh, merry flippin' Christmas
Whoa-oh, merry flippin' Christmas
Whoa-oh, merry flippin' Christmas
Whoa-oh, merry flippin' Christmas
Whoa-oh, merry flippin' Christmas
Merry flippin' Christmas
And happy freakin' New Year!