Cucumber

[Chorus]
Yeah, all my competitors are (sample)
Yeah, all my competitors are (sample)
Yeah, all my competitors are (sample)
Yeah, all my competitors are (sample)

[Verse 1]
I'm a happy chappy, back in school I was just a little fatty
I mean, my fucking gut was flabby like a grannies fanny
Now I got the tools to survive life like Handy Manny
Wanted to be a legend ever since I first saw Randy Savage
Soz, don't mean to do a big flex
In the future I'll cash a rich cheque
And have a bitch who'll give head on this bed
Then take out new clits in the game with lead
I'm sick, I spit like mucus until my throat is red
I'm not a dickhead, that why I wear a fleece hardly
Well I lied, I am a dickhead with many regrets
Fuck rap, I'm giving it up, Fools, I'm sorry
(But Mr. Pankhurst this is your record release party)
When I first started I was more confused than a an old person using a tablet
But I looked the game in the face and grabbed it
Then I took the game, rubbed it in everyone's face like a bad bitch
Created a beast who has a life that's lavished

[Chorus]
Yeah, all my competitors are (sample)
Bitch I'm as cool as a cucumber now
Been rhyming since I was a new comer, wow
I Feel like I could travel through thunder now
Yeah, now all my competitors are (sample)

[Verse 2]
Back in my ole school days I was a shy guy
Although this is a happy rap I still might whine
As I twine about my rhymes that were worth nine dimes
I'm dangerous, make you do black face more than a live line
I bitch and mourn a shit ton on but I've gotta remind myself life's fine
Well, I don't know about yours but mines fine
Some slut once said I was cute because my eyes shine
Like street lights in the night lighting up the Chicago skyline
If you diss me I'm steaming more than when I can't find brine
You tick me off, but I'm just cashing these cheques like the Nike sign
Fuck biting the bullet, I don't even wanna bite time
By the time I'm twenty one I'll be considered a legend like that fine vine
How many times have put out fire? not once, not twice, but thrice, right?

[Chorus]
Yeah, all my competitors are (sample)
Bitch I'm as cool as a cucumber now
Been rhyming since I was a new comer, wow
I Feel like I could travel through thunder now
Yeah, now all my competitors are (sample)