I Don’t Ever Wanna Live In LA
[Intro]
Yo, I fucking hate vegans
If I see them, I'll fucking beat ’em
See them in the streets, I beast 'em
Hope they all die by freezin'
Being vegan should be classed as treason
Sit back and smoke some tree’s son
And that's why I fucking hate LA
Being a vegan, that's well gay (ha-ha)
[Interlude]
Holy shit that was bad
Imma start that again
[Verse]
Yo, I fucking hate vegans
If I see them, I'll fucking beat 'em
See them in the streets, I beast 'em
Hope they all die by freezin'
Being vegan should be classed as treason
Sit back and smoke some tree's son
And that’s why I fucking hate LA
I hop they get raped like a cell mate
They can finally eat meat in a jail (jell) date
They’re all fucking idiots
And can't even get it up
Yeah, I know I’m being bold like a thinning hairline
Those retards are just wasting their time
Untalented cunts get money, where's mine?
Just a shitty city filled with spoiled kids
With more money than a country with an oil rig
Models who look like that Susan Boyle bitch
Young flexers who think they're hard but if you caught them they'd just coil with
His Cucci belt, this is rich dad in real life
Meanwhile I’m just trying to kill time
Fuck around and get a mill' fine
See 'em and cut 'em like a steal knife
In 2012 everyone was yelling "YOLO", you will die
Don't get me started on these YouTubers rapping, stop it
You think you're hot shit, let's face it, you're not it
Fun fact, California has the most school shooters
Being raised by a bunch of sluts who worked at hooters
I'm not on about all LA, the south is alright, you know? minus the crime
I'm not gonna do all these things so I'm gonna rhyme
No wonder the Buzzfeed headquarters are based there
They claim they don't care about race there
But you know 90% of the employee's are whiter than a suburban dad
And more clowns then what the circus had
Shoot you with more ammo than a weapons room
I'll be fucking steppin' you
A city where it's awfully humid and filled with stupid
Dumbass' who think they're is such a thing as Cupid
Fuck, being an actor, it looks like living there, I have to do this
Now shit up and listen to my new shit