I’m Barry

Chazer Wazer

[Intro]
So, why do you wanna be in this gang?

[Verse 1]
Let me tell ya bout my life I've tried suicide twice
First one I tried using a rope, second was done with a knife
This is dope, my dad made a living selling coke but we were broke
Want to hear bout my life? nope, I’ll tell you anyway
Because I aim to stay, my dad beat my ass every night
For not writing with my right, I wasn't strong enough to fight

[Verse 2]
My mum ran out before I was born, I was conceived during porn
At school I sat at the back, it's a shame, I wasn’t black
So I tried to be a rapper, but I was still the odd one out
I tried to be loud to get my voice heard, but I sounded slurred
Until some kids said I could say the N word but I didn't know
If the lines were blurred

[Verse 3]
My childhood was so fucked because I watched my mum suck
Back when I was 3 She forced me to swallow a key
That opened my dad's case, he killed with a vase
As I said my mum won the war, because she left first
And shagged someone in a blessed hurse called [tsruhkna luap]
She tried to be a nurse, got pregnant again
And she would pretend that I was dead
Which I already was inside my head

[Verse 4]
I've got complaints I make noise and tried to fuck boys
Wasn't sure who I was but I tried because, so I say "oi"
I look in the mirror
And masturbate over a killer
Ya boy gives my fit sister the finger when ever I'm near her
I clench my hands in fist and slit my wrist, I know I won't be missed
Bitch, I just don't give a shit
Just want the attention

[Verse 5]
My blood gets poured into a bun and I threaten to run
But my daddy doesn’t care so I pull out my hair
If I ever become a billionaire
I’ll throw it in the air
Livin' on a prayer and steal a chair to help my suicide
And make it so I am crucified
I want to know my sister deep inside
You and I, up in Heaven in the clouds with Bonnie and Clyde

[Verse 6]
I can’t choose how I want to die, I want the most painful way
But my main wish is to set fire to all gays so, today
Actually I think it was May but it's hard to say
I forced my Doc to give me an X-Ray
And to give me Codeine, listen to Avril Lavigne
And try and itch under my skin
I OD on medicine
And scream let us in

[Verse 7]
It's funny, I failed my final year in school
I was always ridiculed so I tried not to follow the rules
So I tried to be calm, collective and cool
They didn't even want me in the that think called the KKK
I’m happiest when it's a grave day
Because I smash all the tombstone's, steal the skeleton and add to my bones
Last thing I want is to be a "who I'm" clone
Having a dream is my dream

[Verse 8]
I really want to rape a fuckin' Cuban and two men
My neighbor once killed his wife
She spoke to me afterlife
And told me told hit the prick witha' him with a pipe
I did the deed when I was six but I lost it
So I just used a brick, before hand I sent him dic pics
That's just one of my many tricks, so fuck you bitch
I failed all my shitty exams because fuck them
All I need in this life to survive is scams
Been told I offend
Who gives a shit, I should talk about baby me
I hated the people who made me, I'm not sure if I'm crazy
Or insanely, fuck me, I was suppose to have a twin brother
But Barry Brown slapped the shit out of him, just like my first lover
Which happened back during the era of Slim
I'm small , I'm cool, somehow tall, my hair is short
By the time I was 1 I had been in court
More times then I can count but I no good at maths I don't know the amount
We had no racks which as you can imagine is unlucky
So we each shared the shame equipment which was so Bril'
I want to kill me, rape a bitch called Gil
And then OD on Viagra pills

[Verse 9]
I will arrest anyone's in jeans
Between me and you and I hate broken bridges
Cause I can't get over them and those are my wishes
If I curse then I get put in a hurse so I use words like frick
And I just lay there and take it like a clit does a fuckin' dick
Live your life, we're gonna die, I don't give a shit
You're going to make my shit list, no matter what you do
I hate this world, Sitting in a room wishing I die
Is how I spend my nights and I look online
To try and buy a samurai, I kill everyone even whites
When I get on a flight, I never go without a bomb
It's an absolute shame they never do as I say and explode
I'm always sad but what motivates me is rom com's
That shit will make you blow and stop laugh mode
I wanna have sex in the clouds cause I'm a fuck up
I've had no luck in my life because I'm a fucking cuck
I always want to fuck, but everyone think I'm a schmuck
I can't do nothing with girl's so I'll fuck a duck
Maybe I should move to a America because then at least I'll be worth a fucking a buck

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Wann wurde das Lied “I’m Barry” von Chazer Wazer veröffentlicht?
Das Lied I’m Barry wurde im Jahr 2020, auf dem Album “The Barry Show” veröffentlicht.

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