Murder Hotel

[Intro: Big Daddy Killer & Northerner]
Chazer - Here's your key, and remember, if you need anything, just give me a holla
Eh Cheers Ladee

[Verse 1]
Cut your wrist and drink the blood
Fuck your feelings, I'll kill you with a slut
Hide your body in a hidden door 'cause I'm a killa, bud
I've got the garden in the back to bury you in the mud
Who ever's staying in room 32 should probably listen up
Tie you to your bed as you're laying so why would I give a fuck?
Your screams are grating, so your mouth, you finna shut
Waiting to cut your ass open and eat your thicc red butt

[Chorus]
Welcome to the murder hotel
You can hear all 'bout my secrets just don't tell
My conscience doesn't exist like cold hell
Chain you up and open up your bone cells
Welcome to the murder hotel
You can hear all 'bout my secrets just don't tell
My conscience doesn't exist like cold hell
Chain you up and open up your bone cells

[Verse 2]
There's seven stairways that lead to my room
I call it Led Zeppelin, 'cause it's their stairway to heaven
Or should I say hell? Big Daddy Killer back at it again
Cut you up in pieces and serve you for tonight's dinner
But it's okay because I confess to God about being a white sinner
I was only gonna eat you for a bit but I made my bite bigger
This child is unconscious, so I might lick her
I fight Wiggas when they tick me off like a Nike sticker
Oh now we're cooking, guess who's just walked in? A dyke hipster
Can't wait to turn your ass into a fine stripper
This is your fucking nightmare and you scream like I care
Throw acid on both of us making us a tight pair
I trap you in the walls, but hey, I might tear
Sike
I wanna heat you, eat you, beat you
Sneak through your room and play peak boo
Oh fuck, I meant peak a boo, can I do a redo?
Ah fuck it
[Chorus]
Welcome to the murder hotel
You can hear all 'bout my secrets just don't tell
My conscience doesn't exist like cold hell
Chain you up and open up your bone cells
Welcome to the murder hotel
You can hear all 'bout my secrets just don't tell
My conscience doesn't exist like cold hell
Chain you up and open up your bone cells

[Interlude: Big Daddy Killer & Northerner]
Eh, what the frick are ye doing in my room?
I've just come to give you a drink
Eh, cheers lad, for a second I thought ye were going to kill me
Ha, you're right
Oh no, that's not very good

[Verse 3]
Trap you in a room with no 02
And if you escape I'll scream "go go you"
Admit it, this flow so smooth
Actually fuck this, I'll find the wall and poke holes through
Pull you to the floor and kill you with a polo shoe
Killing motherfrickers is what YOLO do
This is where I discovered rap, so I come up to you like "yo yo, you"
I cut you up in the basement and sell your bones
Fuck your body and travel through it like hormones
After I rape you, I make you starve until your like four stone
I film everything so I need more phones
Wait, I know I'm late but I've come to hit ya
Gas you up like Hitler, touch you like a diddler
Confuse you like the Riddler and get ya
On the forth floor and kill more whores
And when you get to the top you'll see like four doors
One will lead to more doors, the others will make you dead for sure
I bath in warm gore and fuck whore's raw
And torch porch doors while standing on your lawn
But hey, it's nearly dawn, so stop looking at porn
It's a new day, who will die next? Let's find out
You can try and hide out, but I just cut the lights out
I rip your spine out and enter your head like doubt
Lets have a fight and go nine bouts
I'll get a knife out and I might sprout
Sorry if I shouldn't but I just want you to go to the right clouds
You're an uptight clown with a nice thrown
Fuck, I fucking hate clowns, they get me down
But not as much as you'll be when I put you in the ground
I know what you're thinking, this is fucked
I think that too a lot, but lets explain why it's not that much
The bottom floor is where I keep all my skins
My favourite part is the walls with nine shins
This bloke tried to fight me but I win
I call the last floor life's bin
The next floor is where I kill you if your wife sins
If she's been cheating then that bitch'll get a beating
Make her take her seating where she'll get heating
A waiter will serve her on a hot plate
That's for sucking on another cock mate
Or I could kill her and hide her, but what lake?
See? I'm a nice guy, I'm just quite shy
This is why I hate bitches
Wanna give them eight stiches
They've all got fake wishes so I'll make them live with those lake fishes