Old Wives Tale

[Verse 1]
1774, all the bitches are pale
Way before whores were eating kale
Back when there were kings to hail
French eating snails and trying to set sail with a trail
Racism was still there without fail
But there was something much scarier than the white man
He would take more than a nonce with a nice van
He'll take something important, your wife, damn
He'll stab you in the face while grabbing her ass with his right hand
Allowed in any housе like a mic stand
You could be having a normal night, eating ricе, ham
And he'll bust in and your bitch will fall in his arms
Tells you to remain calm as he slams you with his palm
You wanna beef with him like a farm
Just wishing you had his charm
Tryna garner motivation as he sends you to Ghana
Watch out, he maybe bored
As soon as he moves into your town, all the ladies hoard
Killing men with eighty swords and fucking crazy whores

[Chorus]
His name is Chazer Wazer and his the fucking GOAT
Been here for bare time as he gets your bitch soaked
Gets his big dick out as he shoves it down her throat
All the men want him dead but you already know he won't
His name is Chazer Wazer and his the fucking GOAT
Been here for bare time as he gets your bitch soaked
Gets his big dick out as he shoves it down her throat
All the men want him dead but you already know he won't

[Verse 2]
Yo yo, ain't got no bro's, only hoes, only foes
Get all the bitches I want but I'm lonely though
Sike, "Please don't kill me", I weren't gonna but you owe me, so
Rip a bitch out of lingerie, bitch that ain't a great look
I keep Ho 9 around because she's a great cook
Fuck it, I'll even fuck a female pirate with a fake hook
A female pirate isn't even a thing but I'll steal leave her in a lake, oof
You may love your husband but I'm better
He's got a bigger dick but mines wetter
I bring heat like the sunshine weather
Me only care I like the ninth letter
I want more bitches like Jenna
Fuck, I think she's dying though, her eyes yellow
Chaz, are you a loner? Loner? I hardly know her
Get all the pussy like my names Noah
You already know my character arch
Bitch, I just want you to know I'm not mad at ya, nah
Chazer Wazer is more of a myth than medicine
I've lost my mind but my head is on (Un)

[Chorus]
His name is Chazer Wazer and his the fucking GOAT
Been here for bare time as he gets your bitch soaked
Gets his big dick out as he shoves it down her throat
All the men want him dead but you already know he won't
His name is Chazer Wazer and his the fucking GOAT
Been here for bare time as he gets your bitch soaked
Gets his big dick out as he shoves it down her throat
All the men want him dead but you already know he won't