Hallowed Be Thy Naming Rights

Anglican mouse
Anglican mouse
Minding its business
The Anglican mouse
Out on its ear
A handsome appendage
It falls from the fireplace
Into my mouth

Before he commences
Successive defenses
Of trophies he won
By pretending to French kiss
The crumbs that he gives to you
It's mindless, Steff
It's mindless

Anglican mouse
Anglican mouse
Once a polluter
Always a groover
Fit means form
Formless means fit
Is anybody else getting tired of it

I'll bring you tupperware
It saves on your airfare
By storing his corpse in the base of your wheelchair
By storing his corpse in the base of your wheelchair

He's not an animated mouse
He's a real mouse
An Anglican mouse

Anglican mouse
Anglican mouse
First on the team sheet
The Anglican mouse
Amateur footage
Suggests that the cottage
Was run by the cat
Until she got promoted