Nobody Likes A Snitch

Far, far away
Rene Russo's PR consultant
Lies facedown on her pillow
And makes a vow
She won't regret a single moment
She will give more to charity
Especially the gay ones
It pains her to admit that her brother
Although less educated
Has a happier home
And the prison that is his life
Is at least a prison
That he asked for

Who has the best chance of putting this collective memory on paper?
Who has the best chance
Of getting out alive?

Nobody likes a snitch
Nobody likes a snitch
Likes a snitch
Nobody likes a snitch
Likes a snitch
Nobody likes a snitch
Likes a snitch
Nobody likes a snitch
Likes a snitch
Nobody likes a snitch
Likes a snitch
Nobody likes a snitch
Likes a snitch
Nobody