Nuance - The Musical

Hey dad rock - at least we're family

I wouldn't risk my arse on account of finger food
If you are such a flavour expert, where are your graters?
Any pans in the big vans heading south?

Hey dad rock - what does that mean?
I didn't take notes til I lost my spleen
How you living life so far?
I manage this band
They're really very bad
If anybody (anybody) knows who we might hit up for shows

Upstairs
Second right, where the hammer-ons go to die
They are pinched, they are punched
They are meant as prayers

Hey dad rock - don't sweat those waistcoats
They go well with the cloak and the double-necked keytar bass
If you search your heart dressed as a lower-power wizard
No-one will ever escape your chumley gaze

Hey dad rock - I'm a losing stitch
I couldn't just squeak at a tray of tits
Are you being sent insane?
I bother this guy, he isn't very nice
Does anybody (anybody) know how I might depress him?

Prolong
Pro-lay
He's the warden of the woo
For the more in the main
And his fans don't hate the Jews
And his fans, and his fans, and his fans don't hate the Jews
And his fans, and his fans, and his fans don't hate the Jews

Hey dad rock - at least we're family
I wouldn't risk my arse on account of finger food
If you are such a flavour expert, where are your graters?
Any pans in the big vans heading south?

Hey dad rock - what does that mean
I didn't take notes til I lost my spleen
How you living life so far?
I manage this band, they're really very bad
If anybody (anybody) knows who we might hit up for